babycomeback2me

1.You must know... surely, you must know it was all for you. You are too generous to trifle with me. I believe you spoke with my aunt last night, and it has taught me to hope as I'd scarcely allowed myself before. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever. If, however, your feelings have changed, I will have to tell you: you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on.
Pride and Prejudice/ arctic_grey

2. -Go-Go, I know you feel you must protect your mistress. But I beg you, walk away.
    -You call that begging? You can beg better than that.
aprettymouth

3. Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.

4. Nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam!
aprettymouth

5. you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop.

6.- I am your king.
  -Well I didn't vote for you.
  -Well how'd you become king then?
  -The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king. acetonefree

   -Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

7. I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!

8. I'm supposed to be the Grand Dutchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like the Chrysler Building!

9. I said God Damn! God Damn...

10. Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.

11. Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and just soak up each others awesomeness?
acetonefree

12. -Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.
       -So, you've met my mom?
aprettymouth

13. -Have you met anyone recently who might loathe the very core of you?
      -I just started auditing a woman who told me to get bent.
      -Well, that sounds like a comedy. Try to develop that.

14. - What is your nationality?
      -I'm a drunkard.
      -That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

15. Justin, it was one night. It was a massive mistake. I was drunk out of my mind. You could have been a donkey!

16. B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I! I am the broccoli and don't know why! C-A-R-R-O AND A T! Carrots are healthy for you and me!